Lunch Supervision: First Grade Edition

Girl:

You have beautiful eyebrows.

Me:

Oh. Thank you.

Girl:

They're really nice and long.

Me:

Do you mean my eyelashes?

Girl:

Them too. You eat a lot of meat, don't you?

Me:

Yeah, I guess so.

Girl:

I knew it!! And carrots? Carrots too?

Me:

Sometimes. Why?

Girl:

It's the perfect ratio. Someday, when I eat enough meat and carrots, I'll have beautiful eyebrows too.

Me:

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